"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
09/16/2016 at 17:36 • Filed to: None
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"mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
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Ever since the post this morning my mind have run crazy with the idea of building a hummer.
Do I need one? No. Do I have a small penis? Above average for a white boy. Do I have a military complex? Nope. It just looks like fun.
jkm7680
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
09/16/2016 at 17:40 |
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Well if you want a hummer, then Craiglist Casual Encounters is probably a better place to look than a car enthusiast site.
TheHondaBro
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
09/16/2016 at 17:41 |
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The fact that you had to give us a rough size for your penis means you really should get a Hummer.
PorkchoPlissken
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
09/16/2016 at 17:45 |
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Check the bathroom walls for Angie's number. She's got no problem with hummers...so I've heard...
MrDakka
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
09/16/2016 at 17:46 |
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Try one of the gov’t auction sites like this one: http://www.govplanet.com/jsp/s/howto/ho…
CRider
> jkm7680
09/16/2016 at 17:49 |
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Speaking from experience, Jkm?
ttyymmnn
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
09/16/2016 at 17:50 |
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After 26 years of marriage, so do I.
ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
09/16/2016 at 17:52 |
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Fun depends upon what you want to do. Driving one on pavement is terrible, and it gets worse with speed. If you want to drive across open prairie or desert, they are a fine vehicle for job. If want to go into the woods, or rock crawling through canyons or up into the mountains, then they are a terrible choice. They suck in the woods unless you have a logging crew going in front of you, and they are too damn wide to get up a lot of trails. A stock Tacoma will give you 90% of the capability while being small enough to fit a lot of places and not being terrible to drive.
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jkm7680
> CRider
09/16/2016 at 17:53 |
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I have been relayed this information for distribution by: TheHondaBro, SaveTheIntegras and Scoob. All grievances should be directed towards them.
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
09/16/2016 at 18:07 |
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As a Marine I will say they are too wide sometimes. The British vehicles fit in places better. Open desert it’s fine. Uncomfortable too, best get custom seats. Oh and a standard one only has 4 seats with a conference table down the middle. I would get a Land Rover.
Future next gen S2000 owner
> TheHondaBro
09/16/2016 at 18:07 |
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Everyone should get a hummer. They are fantastic. If you haven’t gotten a hummer yet you are missing out on one of life’s great joys.
PatBateman
> mkbruin, Atlas VP
09/16/2016 at 19:14 |
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The video with that Humvee in it is bitchin’.
I also want to make a tornado chaser variant.
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PatBateman
> 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
09/16/2016 at 19:16 |
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Your new name is Benedict Arnold.
Hi Benedict.
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PatBateman
> ttyymmnn
09/16/2016 at 19:18 |
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13 yeas in myself, ditto.
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ttyymmnn
> PatBateman
09/16/2016 at 19:21 |
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Why do you think the bride is smiling as she walks down the aisle?
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TheHondaBro
> jkm7680
09/16/2016 at 19:21 |
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Hey don’t rope me into this.
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PatBateman
> ttyymmnn
09/16/2016 at 19:23 |
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I... Wait... WAIT...
SON OF A BITCH!!
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jkm7680
> TheHondaBro
09/16/2016 at 19:23 |
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,
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415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> PatBateman
09/16/2016 at 22:51 |
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We had trouble getting through a spot where our British counterparts ahead had no trouble!
fhrblig
> jkm7680
09/16/2016 at 23:06 |
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I did that once. Eight and a half years later, I’m still with him.
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fhrblig
> PatBateman
09/17/2016 at 11:27 |
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I’m married too, and HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
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PatBateman
> fhrblig
09/17/2016 at 11:30 |
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That is definitely a perk of gay marriage right there.
Clown Shoe Pilot
> ttyymmnn
09/19/2016 at 08:07 |
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15 years, can confirm.